Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. 

And just wait till you see the pants that go with this pyjama shirt ... I'll wear the full outfit next week. 

Overall, Keith seemed pretty pleased with his new role in London. 

David shows off the world class charm that is going to rake in those Sharia dollars. Either that, or it's going to get him arrested for leering. 

David smiled to himself as he thought of yet another qoute to spout out before James can nick it.

Kempy was devastated to hear that Paget had to fly out to Marrakech in economy class.

Remember viewers, please don't adjust your screens - his hair always does that. 

James was able to show off his acting skills, displaying a wide variety of emotions. This one is: "sultry and in the mood, yet concerned about the quality of the wine menu". 

The name's Paget. James Paget ....... roll the music. 

As the day wore on and James began to tire, he began to feel an empathy for the professional challenges faced by Naomi Campell.